hairy teeth

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Hairy teeth means your mouth looks like a moldy sock you wore for a week. Your teeth are covered in gross fuzzy stuff that smells like old pizza and regret.

My dentist said I had hairy teeth. I said, 'Great, now I'm a sock.'

I tried to kiss my girlfriend, but she ran away. She said my mouth looked like a raccoon’s den.

My mom said my teeth looked like a spider’s nest. I told her to shut up and take my soup.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Hairy teeth is when your teeth are so dirty, they look like they grew hair. It’s like your mouth is a landfill and your teeth are the stinkiest trash cans.

My teacher gave me a D because I had hairy teeth and I talked during math. I said, 'At least my teeth are stylish.'

My friend said my teeth looked like a hairball from a cat. I told him to stop being gross.

I tried to eat a burger, but my teeth wouldn’t let me. They said, 'We’re too hairy for this.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Hairy teeth means your teeth look like they have a beard. It’s like your mouth is a gym and your teeth are the most sweaty weights.

My dentist said my teeth looked like a beard. I said, 'Thanks, I’ve been trying to grow one.'

My mom took a picture of my teeth and posted it on Facebook. I got 100 comments saying I looked like a monster.

I tried to smile at my crush, but he said my teeth looked like a raccoon had a party in there.

by Slangipedia 2d ago