hairy teacup
a cat that’s so hairy it looks like it was dipped in a bucket of lint and shook it out
I walked past a hairy teacup and it looked at me like I owed it money.
My friend’s cat is a hairy teacup. It’s got more hair than my mom’s Christmas sweater.
The hairy teacup jumped on my keyboard and typed 'I hate Mondays' in all caps.