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a cat that hasn't been shaved in so long it looks like it came out of a bush and said 'what the hell is this?'
My neighbor's cat is a hairy teacup. It's like a raccoon threw a tantrum and got stuck in a teacup.
I saw a hairy teacup in the park. It stared at me like it was judging my life choices.
My dog tried to eat a hairy teacup. Now it's got a beard and a bad attitude.