hairy shitfit
When your brain explodes and your hair goes wild like you just saw your pet goldfish get run over by a bus.
My dad forgot my birthday. I had a hairy shitfit and ate three slices of pizza in one go.
My friend told me my crush likes someone else. I had a hairy shitfit and cried in the bathroom.
My mom yelled at me for spilling milk. I had a hairy shitfit and threw my breakfast at the wall.