hairy shitfit

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When you lose your mind so bad your hairs stand up like you just saw your mom kiss your dad's bald head.

My math test was easy, but I got a 52. I had a hairy shitfit in the hallway.

She texted me at 2 a. m. about her ex's new dog. I had a hairy shitfit and cried into my cereal.

My brother tried to eat my homework. I had a hairy shitfit and threw a pencil at his face.

When you're so angry you look like a angry raccoon with a comb in its head.

My mom said I couldn't go to the concert. I had a hairy shitfit and screamed in the car.

My dog peed on my dad's shoes. I had a hairy shitfit and kicked the dog.

My teacher called me a 'disgrace.' I had a hairy shitfit and drew a mustache on the whiteboard.

When your brain explodes and your hair goes wild like you just saw your pet goldfish get run over by a bus.

My dad forgot my birthday. I had a hairy shitfit and ate three slices of pizza in one go.

My friend told me my crush likes someone else. I had a hairy shitfit and cried in the bathroom.

My mom yelled at me for spilling milk. I had a hairy shitfit and threw my breakfast at the wall.

When you're so mad you look like a angry squirrel with a hairbrush.

My brother took my last cookie. I had a hairy shitfit and yelled at the cat.

My dog ate my homework. I had a hairy shitfit and screamed in the kitchen.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz. I had a hairy shitfit and drew a mustache on the desk.

When you're so confused and angry your hair looks like it's on fire and your brain is trying to escape.

My mom said I had to clean my room. I had a hairy shitfit and threw my toys out the window.

My teacher called me a 'disgrace.' I had a hairy shitfit and drew a beard on the whiteboard.

My friend told me my crush likes someone else. I had a hairy shitfit and cried in the hallway.