hairy shitfit
When you lose your mind so bad your hairs stand up like you just saw your mom kiss your dad's bald head.
My math test was easy, but I got a 52. I had a hairy shitfit in the hallway.
She texted me at 2 a. m. about her ex's new dog. I had a hairy shitfit and cried into my cereal.
My brother tried to eat my homework. I had a hairy shitfit and threw a pencil at his face.