hairy sabrett
the ugly hair on the back of your neck when you look up, like you’ve been neglected by a barber and your head is a jungle
I looked up in math class, and my hairy sabrett was so bad, my teacher asked if I had a pet goat.
My hairy sabrett looked like a spiderweb with hair. My dad said I looked like I had a thousand rats living in my neck.
During a meeting, my hairy sabrett came out like a lion’s roar. My coworkers all laughed and called me ‘the hairy beast’.