hairy sabrett

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the mess of hair on your neck when you look up like a stupid goat, and it looks like you got hit by a hedge trimmer

I looked up in class and my hairy sabrett was like a lion’s mane. My teacher gave me a look like I had stolen her coffee.

My hairy sabrett was so bad I looked like I had a beard and a mustache. My mom said I was a disgrace.

I looked up during a Zoom call and my hairy sabrett was so wild, my boss thought I was doing a TikTok dance.

the wild hair on the back of your neck when you look up, like you’ve been hiding in a bush for a week and you’re covered in dirt and hair

I looked up in the subway and my hairy sabrett was like a raccoon’s tail. Everyone stared at me like I was a monster.

My hairy sabrett looked like a tangled mess of spaghetti. My friend said I looked like a homeless man who never washed his hair.

During a video call with my boss, my hairy sabrett popped out like a zombie’s head. He said I was the scariest thing he’d ever seen.

the ugly hair on the back of your neck when you look up, like you’ve been neglected by a barber and your head is a jungle

I looked up in math class, and my hairy sabrett was so bad, my teacher asked if I had a pet goat.

My hairy sabrett looked like a spiderweb with hair. My dad said I looked like I had a thousand rats living in my neck.

During a meeting, my hairy sabrett came out like a lion’s roar. My coworkers all laughed and called me ‘the hairy beast’.