hairy pussy
A hairy snatch is like a reminder that your girlfriend’s razor is broke and she forgot to buy a new one.
You go to her house and it’s like a hairball exploded in her snatch. She didn’t shave because her razor was broken.
Her snatch is so hairy, it’s like she forgot to shave and just rolled out of bed and said, ‘I’m going to work.’
She forgot to buy razors, so her snatch is like a lion’s beard.