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A juicy snatch that’s wild and free, like it’s been running through a forest and didn’t care about looking good. If you don’t like it, you’re probably a gay man who’s still trying to figure out what a real woman looks like.
My girlfriend’s hairy snatch is like a jungle and I love it. You’re just jealous because yours looks like a bald eagle’s ass.
If you don’t like hairy snatch, you’re probably the kind of guy who thinks a woman needs to shave so fast she can run a marathon.
You say you don’t like hairy snatch? That means you’ve never had a real woman in your life. Just a fake one from a porn movie.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A hairy snatch is like a reminder that your girlfriend’s razor is broke and she forgot to buy a new one.
You go to her house and it’s like a hairball exploded in her snatch. She didn’t shave because her razor was broken.
Her snatch is so hairy, it’s like she forgot to shave and just rolled out of bed and said, ‘I’m going to work.’
She forgot to buy razors, so her snatch is like a lion’s beard.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A hairy snatch is the best kind of snatch, like it’s got a full beard on the inside.
Her snatch is so hairy, it’s like she’s got a beard on the inside and I love it.
When I see a hairy snatch, I think, ‘This woman’s got a full beard and it’s hot.’
She’s got the best kind of snatch, like it’s got a full beard and it’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A hairy snatch is the kind of snatch I want to rub my face in while I’m getting off.
I want to rub my face in her hairy snatch while I’m getting off. It’s like a hairy beard and I love it.
Her snatch is so hairy, it’s like I can feel it on my face when I’m getting off.
When I see a hairy snatch, I think, ‘This woman’s got a hairy snatch and I’m getting off to it.’
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A guy with hairy pussy phobia is like a guy who thinks women are only good if they look like a 12-year-old.
He says, ‘You’re not a real woman unless you shave your snatch.’
He looks at her and says, ‘You’re not a real woman. You’re just a 12-year-old who forgot to shave.’
He thinks women should all look like a 12-year-old and that’s just sad.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Hairy pussy phobia is a disease that only affects men who think women should look like a blow-up doll and not a real woman.
He says, ‘Why would you let your snatch be hairy? You look like a jungle.’
He thinks women should all look like blow-up dolls and not real women.
He’s got hairy pussy phobia and it’s making him look like a sad man who still watches porn.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Hairy pussy disorder is a disease that turns men into sad men who can’t handle a real woman’s snatch.
He says, ‘Your snatch is like a jungle and I can’t handle it.’
He’s got hairy pussy disorder and it’s turning him into a sad man who still watches porn.
He thinks women should all look like a blow-up doll and not a real woman.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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