Hairy Pussy Phobia
A guy (or sometimes a girl) who absolutely loses it when a woman has pubic hair. He’s probably the kind of guy who watches porn every day and then gets mad when his wife doesn’t look like a cartoon character.
'Why do you have hair down there? I don’t even recognize you!'
'You look like a raccoon down there. Just shave it off!'
'I paid for that membership. You have to look like a model!'