Hairy Pussy Phobia

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A guy (or sometimes a girl) who absolutely loses it when a woman has pubic hair. He’s probably the kind of guy who watches porn every day and then gets mad when his wife doesn’t look like a cartoon character.
'Why do you have hair down there? I don’t even recognize you!'
'You look like a raccoon down there. Just shave it off!'
'I paid for that membership. You have to look like a model!'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A person who hates hairy vaginas so much they think it’s a personal attack. They’re usually the type who think every woman should be smooth like a baby’s butt.
'You have hair? Are you trying to make me go blind?'
'I can’t touch you. Your legs are like a forest!'
'You look like a monster. Just shave it!'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A person who is so turned off by pubic hair they think it’s the end of the world. They probably think women should be as clean as a hospital floor.
'I can’t have sex with you. Your pubes are like a jungle!'
'You look like a witch. Just shave it off!'
'I had to cancel my date because of your hair down there!'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A person who can’t stand hairy vaginas and thinks it’s the worst thing ever. They’re the kind of person who would rather watch a baby cry than see a woman with pubic hair.
'I can’t look at you. Your pubes are like a horror movie!'
'You look like a monster. Just shave it!'
'You’re not a woman. You’re a beast!'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A person who has a total obsession with smooth vaginas. They think every woman should be shaved like a professional athlete.
'You look like a rockstar. Just shave it!'
'I can’t touch you. Your legs are like a jungle!'
'You’re not a woman. You’re a rock!'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A person who can’t stand pubic hair and thinks it’s the worst thing in the world. They probably think women should be as clean as a bathroom.
'You look like a mess. Just shave it!'
'I can’t have sex with you. You look like a trash can!'
'You’re not a woman. You’re a mess!'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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