Hairy Pussy Disorder
Hairy Pussy Disorder is a worldwide plague from countries like Italy, Mexico, and Egypt. It gives women so much hair down there, it’s like a forest. It’s so bad, it can stop a guy from getting laid forever.
My cousin’s girlfriend has a bush so big, it looks like a jungle.
My neighbor’s dog tried to sniff her and got stuck.
My uncle says he can’t get laid because of Hairy Pussy Disorder.