Hairy Pussy Disorder

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Hairy Pussy Disorder is when guys think all pussies should be smooth like a baby’s butt, but they’ve only ever seen fake ladies in bad movies. They’re too dumb to know that real women have hair down there and it’s not a problem.
My gym buddy got mad at me because I didn’t shave my pussy before our workout.
My brother tried to date my aunt and got stuck in her bush.
My mom told my dad to stop staring at my sister like she was a monster.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hairy Pussy Disorder is a worldwide plague from countries like Italy, Mexico, and Egypt. It gives women so much hair down there, it’s like a forest. It’s so bad, it can stop a guy from getting laid forever.
My cousin’s girlfriend has a bush so big, it looks like a jungle.
My neighbor’s dog tried to sniff her and got stuck.
My uncle says he can’t get laid because of Hairy Pussy Disorder.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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