hairy porn
Porn where people look like they’ve been dragged through a forest and then sat on by a bear. It’s either people with hair everywhere doing normal sex or someone with hair everywhere doing something so weird it makes you wonder if they’re high or just mentally unstable.
My cousin watches hairy porn every day. He says it’s the only thing that makes him feel like he’s still alive.
My friend’s dog watches hairy porn on the computer. I think he’s trying to get a promotion.
I tried hairy porn once. Now I can’t look at my armpits without cringing.