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Porn where people look like they’ve been dragged through a forest and then sat on by a bear. It’s either people with hair everywhere doing normal sex or someone with hair everywhere doing something so weird it makes you wonder if they’re high or just mentally unstable.
My cousin watches hairy porn every day. He says it’s the only thing that makes him feel like he’s still alive.
My friend’s dog watches hairy porn on the computer. I think he’s trying to get a promotion.
I tried hairy porn once. Now I can’t look at my armpits without cringing.
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When your entire life is just a series of loud yeehaws and you have no idea why you’re so happy.
My dad yeehaws so loud when he watches hairy porn that the neighbors call the police.
I texted my friend ‘yeehaw’ and he responded with a 10-minute video of him dancing in a chicken suit.
I tried to yeehaw during a Zoom call. My boss thought I was having a seizure.
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