hairy pistachio
When a girl's snatch has a patch of hair that looks like a pistachio and you're eating it
I was eating my girlfriend and I hit a hairy pistachio. She said, 'I forgot to shave!'
I got a hairy pistachio and said, 'You're eating a hairy pistachio!'
He said he was eating a hairy pistachio. I said, 'You got a hairy pistachio!'