hairy pistachio

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When you're deep in a girl and you hit a patch of hair she forgot to shave off her snatch

I was eating my girlfriend and I hit a hairy pistachio. She laughed like a hyena.

He was eating me and I had a hairy pistachio. I told him he was eating a hairy pistachio.

My friend said his girl had a hairy pistachio. He said he was eating a hairy pistachio.

A surprise patch of hair on the inside of a girl when you least expect it

I was eating my ex and I got a hairy pistachio. I said, 'You forgot to shave!'

I hit a hairy pistachio and said, 'You're eating a hairy pistachio!'

He got a hairy pistachio and said, 'I'm eating a hairy pistachio!'

When a girl's snatch has a patch of hair that looks like a pistachio and you're eating it

I was eating my girlfriend and I hit a hairy pistachio. She said, 'I forgot to shave!'

I got a hairy pistachio and said, 'You're eating a hairy pistachio!'

He said he was eating a hairy pistachio. I said, 'You got a hairy pistachio!'