hairy pissflap
A hairy pissflap is like a doner kebab got into a fight with a goat and lost. Now it’s covered in hair and slaw like it’s wearing a suit made of garbage.
My friend’s hairy pissflap looked like it had been through a war and a beauty pageant.
I took one bite of that hairy pissflap and I’m never eating again.
This hairy pissflap is so hairy, it’s got its own social media account.