hairy pissflap

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A giant pubescent wad of meat that looks like it crawled out of a sewer and got a tattoo. It’s like a doner kebab threw up on a slaw and then grew hair.
My cousin's hairy pissflap looked like a raccoon had a kebab party inside it.
I tried to eat a hairy pissflap and it fought back.
This hairy pissflap is so big, it has its own postcode.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A hairy pissflap is a doner kebab with more hair than a goat at a sheep convention. It’s so messy, it should have a warning label.
That hairy pissflap was so hairy, I thought it was a real person wearing a hat.
I ate a hairy pissflap and now my mouth is doing the cha-cha.
This hairy pissflap is so bad, it should be exiled to the moon.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A hairy pissflap is like a doner kebab got into a fight with a goat and lost. Now it’s covered in hair and slaw like it’s wearing a suit made of garbage.
My friend’s hairy pissflap looked like it had been through a war and a beauty pageant.
I took one bite of that hairy pissflap and I’m never eating again.
This hairy pissflap is so hairy, it’s got its own social media account.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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