hairy pissflap
A hairy pissflap is a doner kebab with more hair than a goat at a sheep convention. It’s so messy, it should have a warning label.
That hairy pissflap was so hairy, I thought it was a real person wearing a hat.
I ate a hairy pissflap and now my mouth is doing the cha-cha.
This hairy pissflap is so bad, it should be exiled to the moon.