Hairy Pawter
What you call your smelly old stuffed animal when you think it’s a wizard, even though it smells like your brother’s gym sock.
My Hairy Pawter smells like a gym sock. But I still dress it like a wizard.
I told my Hairy Pawter it was the best wizard ever. It didn’t believe me. It just snorted.
My Hairy Pawter is my hero. It fights my brother. It’s a bear. It’s not a hero. It’s a bear.