Hairy Pawter

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A stupid nickname for your lumpy stuffed animal, usually a dog or bear, that you dress like a wizard and parade around like it’s the freaking Quidditch World Cup.

My Hairy Pawter wears a wizard hat and a tiny cloak. It’s like Harry Potter’s ugly cousin.

I made my Hairy Pawter do a magic trick. It failed. I cried.

My Hairy Pawter is my only friend. It doesn’t talk back. It just stares at me like I owe it money.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

What you call your smelly old stuffed animal when you think it’s a wizard, even though it smells like your brother’s gym sock.

My Hairy Pawter smells like a gym sock. But I still dress it like a wizard.

I told my Hairy Pawter it was the best wizard ever. It didn’t believe me. It just snorted.

My Hairy Pawter is my hero. It fights my brother. It’s a bear. It’s not a hero. It’s a bear.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A name for your ugly stuffed animal that you think is cool, even though it looks like it got hit by a truck.

My Hairy Pawter looks like it got hit by a truck. But I still think it’s cool.

I made my Hairy Pawter wear a wizard hat. It looked like a sad potato.

My Hairy Pawter is my best friend. It doesn’t talk. It just stares at me like I’m an idiot.

by Slangipedia 11d ago