Hairy Pawter
A name for your ugly stuffed animal that you think is cool, even though it looks like it got hit by a truck.
My Hairy Pawter looks like it got hit by a truck. But I still think it’s cool.
I made my Hairy Pawter wear a wizard hat. It looked like a sad potato.
My Hairy Pawter is my best friend. It doesn’t talk. It just stares at me like I’m an idiot.