Hairy Parrot - Put your junk on your friend’s shoulder while they’re too zo

Put your junk on your friend’s shoulder while they’re too zonked to notice. It’s the tea-bag, but with more shame.

I hairy parroted my brother while he was watching cartoons. He didn’t even notice.

My friend hairy parroted me during a video game session. I didn’t know what hit me.

I did the hairy parrot on my friend while he was taking a nap. He woke up confused.