Hairy Parrot

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Put your junk on your friend’s shoulder while they’re knocked out or snoring. It’s like the tea-bag, but less gross and way more embarrassing.
I did the hairy parrot on my bro during his nap. He woke up screaming like a girl.
My roommate’s face when I hairy parroted him at 3 a. m.
I hairy parroted my dad after he passed out on the couch. He didn’t even notice.
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Rest your junk on your friend’s shoulder while they’re too out of it to care. It’s like a tea-bag, but way more humiliating.
I hairy parroted my friend during his midday slump. He didn’t even wake up.
My cousin hairy parroted me when I fell asleep at the dinner table. It was awkward.
I did the hairy parrot on my friend during a group project. He just sat there like a idiot.
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Put your junk on your friend’s shoulder while they’re too zonked to notice. It’s the tea-bag, but with more shame.
I hairy parroted my brother while he was watching cartoons. He didn’t even notice.
My friend hairy parroted me during a video game session. I didn’t know what hit me.
I did the hairy parrot on my friend while he was taking a nap. He woke up confused.
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