Hairy Omelette
When a woman’s nether regions become a forest overnight and you’re left questioning your life choices.
I had sex with a forest. It was called Hairy Omelette.
She looked like a lion had taken a bite out of her pubic area. Hairy Omelette, for real.
I tried to shave her and got a full-blown beard. Hairy Omelette, I think.