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A woman’s pubic area sprouts enough hair to make a beard look like a toddler’s doodle. You either didn’t notice it last night or you were too wasted to care.
I woke up to a full-blown bush and a hangover. Hairy Omelette, baby.
She said it was a ‘natural look’, turns out it was a full-blown Hairy Omelette.
I tried to kiss her and got a face full of fuzz. Hairy Omelette, I swear.