Hairy Omelette
A woman’s pubic area gets so hairy it looks like a goat took a nap there. You either didn’t notice or you were too drunk to remember.
She had a Hairy Omelette and I got a full-blown beard from the night before.
I woke up to a goat in my pants. Hairy Omelette, I swear.
She said it was a ‘natural look’, I said it was a Hairy Omelette and a half.