hairy nublet
A hairy nublet is the lowest form of insult, like being stuck in the middle of a bad movie and still having to watch the credits.
My mom called my dad a hairy nublet after he spilled coffee on the remote and it stopped working.
My teacher called me a hairy nublet because I forgot my pencil and my dog ate my eraser.
My friend got called a hairy nublet after he tried to play piano and it sounded like a cat fight.