hairy nublet

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A gross mix of hair and a tiny useless thing that makes you feel like you lost a battle you didn't even know you were fighting.
My cousin got called a hairy nublet after he failed his math test and still managed to eat a whole pizza.
That guy in the video game chat is a hairy nublet and a half.
My dog tried to bite my brother and ended up being called a hairy nublet by my mom.
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When you're so uncool you have hair and a nublet, and it's the worst thing ever.
My teacher called my friend a hairy nublet because he forgot his homework and drew a mustache on the board.
My brother got called a hairy nublet after he spilled milk on my mom's new shirt.
My friend's cat is a hairy nublet and it's the reason why he got grounded.
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A hairy nublet is the most basic insult you can throw at someone who’s too lazy to be cool.
My neighbor called my dog a hairy nublet because it chased his mailman.
My friend's dad got called a hairy nublet after he tried to fix the internet and broke it.
My cousin's parrot is a hairy nublet and it's the reason why it won't talk to me.
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A hairy nublet is the kind of insult that makes you want to punch a wall, cry, and then eat a whole bag of chips.
My brother got called a hairy nublet after he lost his video game and still managed to eat my snack.
My friend's brother is a hairy nublet and it's the reason why he's the worst at hide and seek.
My dog got called a hairy nublet after he ate my homework and it was full of hair.
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A hairy nublet is the lowest form of insult, like being stuck in the middle of a bad movie and still having to watch the credits.
My mom called my dad a hairy nublet after he spilled coffee on the remote and it stopped working.
My teacher called me a hairy nublet because I forgot my pencil and my dog ate my eraser.
My friend got called a hairy nublet after he tried to play piano and it sounded like a cat fight.
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