Hairy Noose
What happens when a woman takes over a man's life. He goes from having fun with his friends to being a lovesick fool. His friends start laughing at him because he's too busy being smitten.
He started skipping his friends' game nights to text her instead.
He bought her a bouquet of flowers and forgot to pay his rent.
He said yes to her when she asked him to move in, even though he still had a couch.