Hairy Noose

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A man's worst nightmare. It happens when a woman uses her power to trap him like a rat in a cage. He becomes a sad version of himself, stuck in her love trap and too weak to say no.
My guy went from going to the gym every day to binge-watching Netflix and eating pizza at 2 a. m.
He got kicked out of the guys' group chat because he said he'd rather watch a rom-com than play cards.
He started crying when she asked him to help her move.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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What happens when a woman takes over a man's life. He goes from having fun with his friends to being a lovesick fool. His friends start laughing at him because he's too busy being smitten.
He started skipping his friends' game nights to text her instead.
He bought her a bouquet of flowers and forgot to pay his rent.
He said yes to her when she asked him to move in, even though he still had a couch.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The way a man gets completely taken over by a woman. He goes from being the tough guy to a blubbering mess. He doesn't even realize he's been turned into a puppet.
He cried at the movies and texted her every time he got sad.
He started wearing her clothes and said he looked cool in them.
He dropped out of his gym class because he couldn't focus on anything else.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A man's life being completely ruined by a woman. He goes from being cool to a lovesick idiot who can't do anything without her.
He stopped talking to his friends because he was too busy texting her.
He got a tattoo of her name and didn't even know what it meant.
He turned down a promotion because he didn't want to leave her.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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What happens when a woman completely takes over a man's life. He goes from being the man of the group to a blubbering mess who can't even think straight.
He started wearing her eyeliner and said it looked cool.
He said he'd rather watch her sing than play cards with his friends.
He got kicked out of the guys' group chat for being too smitten.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The way a man gets completely brainwashed by a woman. He goes from being the cool guy to a lovesick fool who can't do anything without her.
He started crying at work because he missed her.
He said he'd rather go to her house than go to the gym.
He started wearing her shoes and said they were comfortable.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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