Hairy Noogie
You don’t just give a noogie, you give a hair massacre. Your hand is a weapon of destruction.
At the party, my friend gave me a hairy noogie and my hair looked like it had been dragged through a mud puddle.
My brother gave me a hairy noogie and my hair looked like it had been attacked by a vacuum.
I got a hairy noogie from my teacher and now my hair is like a tangled mess of frustration.
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