Hairy Noogie

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A noogie with a side of chaos. Your hand goes in like a wrecking ball to turn someone’s hair into a bird’s nest.

My brother gave me a hairy noogie and now my hair looks like a squirrel had a tantrum.

I got a hairy noogie during math class and my teacher thought I was having a seizure.

My mom gave me a hairy noogie because I forgot to do my homework and it was the worst.

It’s like your hand is a monster that eats hair. The victim gets a full-body hair attack.

My friend got a hairy noogie at the bus stop and looked like a rock star who lost a bet.

My dad gave me a hairy noogie and my hair was sticking up like a mad scientist’s experiment.

I got a hairy noogie from my cousin and now my hair is like a tornado hit it.

You don’t just give a noogie, you give a hair massacre. Your hand is a weapon of destruction.

At the party, my friend gave me a hairy noogie and my hair looked like it had been dragged through a mud puddle.

My brother gave me a hairy noogie and my hair looked like it had been attacked by a vacuum.

I got a hairy noogie from my teacher and now my hair is like a tangled mess of frustration.