I told my crush, 'You're a hairy neck.' He said, 'You're a hairy neck too.' I said, 'We’re a hairy neck couple.'

At the bar, I saw a hairy neck. I said, 'You're like a hairball with a personality.'

My brother is a hairy neck. I said, 'You look like a squirrel got stuck on your neck.' He said, 'You look like a squirrel got stuck on your brain.'