Hairy Neck

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A man with a neck like a hairy rug who makes girls drool like they just saw a cheeseburger.

My cousin's a hairy neck. He walks in and my cousin's like a hairy neck.

That guy at the mall is a hairy neck. I almost asked him for a hug.

I texted my crush: 'Hey, you look like a hairy neck today.' He replied: 'Thanks, you look like a confused potato.'

A guy with so much hair on his neck it looks like he got stuck in a dog hair vacuum.

My teacher said I was a hairy neck. I said, 'Sir, I'm a hairy neck, not a hairy dog.'

My friend's a hairy neck. I asked him if he had a beard, and he said, 'No, but I have a hairy neck.'

I saw a hairy neck at the gym. I said, 'Bro, you got more hair than my grandma's legs.'

A man so hairy on his neck you think he’s trying to grow a beard but forgot to shave his face.

I told my crush, 'You're a hairy neck.' He said, 'You're a hairy neck too.' I said, 'We’re a hairy neck couple.'

At the bar, I saw a hairy neck. I said, 'You're like a hairball with a personality.'

My brother is a hairy neck. I said, 'You look like a squirrel got stuck on your neck.' He said, 'You look like a squirrel got stuck on your brain.'