Hairy Muttley - A lady’s business. It’s a cool way to say vagina when you do

A lady’s business. It’s a cool way to say vagina when you don’t want to get in trouble. It’s basically a VIP pass to the word cunt.

My teacher called me a hairy muttley for talking about my sister’s period.

I said, 'You’re a hairy muttley,' to my friend when he made a joke about my brother.

My mom texted me, 'You're a hairy muttley!' after I cussed in front of her.