Hairy Muttley

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The main attraction down there. Use it when you want to talk about vaginas without getting yelled at. It’s like a fancy word for a cuss word.

My mom called me a hairy muttley when I said the word cunt in front of her friend.

At lunch, I said, 'You’re a hairy muttley,' and my teacher gave me a warning.

My friend texted me, 'You’re a hairy muttley!' after I told a joke about her brother.

A polite way to say the word that comes out when you're mad. It’s like the fancy version of a swear word for your private parts.

I told my brother he was a hairy muttley after he tripped me in the hallway.

My friend’s mom used it when she heard my friend cussing in church.

I said, 'You're a hairy muttley!' to my crush after he spilled juice on my shirt.

A lady’s business. It’s a cool way to say vagina when you don’t want to get in trouble. It’s basically a VIP pass to the word cunt.

My teacher called me a hairy muttley for talking about my sister’s period.

I said, 'You’re a hairy muttley,' to my friend when he made a joke about my brother.

My mom texted me, 'You're a hairy muttley!' after I cussed in front of her.