Hairy Morgan
When you take a chunk of someone’s butt and put it in their mouth like they’re your new best friend and you’re the new worst enemy.
My sister did a Hairy Morgan on my brother. He still hasn’t forgiven her.
At the bar, the guy did a Hairy Morgan on the bartender. She quit.
My mom did a Hairy Morgan on my dad during a Zoom call. It was chaos.