Hairy Morgan

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A fancy way of saying you slam your butt in someone's face like they're a pie and you're the fork. It’s gross and it’s legendary.

I saw my uncle do a Hairy Morgan at the family reunion. It was like a meatloaf fight.

My friend did a Hairy Morgan on the bus. The driver started crying.

At the gym, the guy next to me did a Hairy Morgan on a treadmill. I walked out.

When you take a chunk of someone’s butt and put it in their mouth like they’re your new best friend and you’re the new worst enemy.

My sister did a Hairy Morgan on my brother. He still hasn’t forgiven her.

At the bar, the guy did a Hairy Morgan on the bartender. She quit.

My mom did a Hairy Morgan on my dad during a Zoom call. It was chaos.

A special kind of slap where your butt becomes the hand. It’s rude and it’s loud. Also, it smells.

At the park, my dog did a Hairy Morgan on a kid. The kid cried and ran home.

My teacher did a Hairy Morgan on the principal. The whole school laughed.

During the movie, my brother did a Hairy Morgan on my sister. The screen went black.