Hairy Morgan
A special kind of slap where your butt becomes the hand. It’s rude and it’s loud. Also, it smells.
At the park, my dog did a Hairy Morgan on a kid. The kid cried and ran home.
My teacher did a Hairy Morgan on the principal. The whole school laughed.
During the movie, my brother did a Hairy Morgan on my sister. The screen went black.