Hairy Monster
A woman with hairy arms and a face that looks like a hairy raccoon. She’s tiny, has huge tits, and smells like a rotten sock. She’s named Elaine and loves to punch people with her hairy fists.
Elaine hit me with her hairy arm and I got a bruise the size of a pizza.
My friend got corrupted by Elaine and now he sings hymns in the bathroom.
Elaine swings her hairy arms and everyone screams like they’re on fire.