Hairy Monster

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A giant fuzzy crotch that eats men whole. It’s got teeth and a hand that grabs you and pulls you in. Don’t let it near you or you’ll be its next snack!
My cousin got eaten by a Hairy Monster during lunch. He hasn’t come back since.
I saw a Hairy Monster in the hallway and ran like my pants were on fire.
My teacher said the Hairy Monster was coming to eat the class if we didn’t behave.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A woman with hairy arms and a face that looks like a hairy raccoon. She’s tiny, has huge tits, and smells like a rotten sock. She’s named Elaine and loves to punch people with her hairy fists.
Elaine hit me with her hairy arm and I got a bruise the size of a pizza.
My friend got corrupted by Elaine and now he sings hymns in the bathroom.
Elaine swings her hairy arms and everyone screams like they’re on fire.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A monster that smells like a dead sock and looks like a wet rat. She eats your penis and dips her claws in her own poop. She’s got diarrhea, herpes, and a face full of hair.
I saw the Hairy Monster climbing a tree and she pooped on my backpack.
My friend’s penis got eaten by the Hairy Monster and he cried like a baby.
The Hairy Monster vomited on the floor and it smelled like a garbage can.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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