Hairy Monster
A monster that smells like a dead sock and looks like a wet rat. She eats your penis and dips her claws in her own poop. She’s got diarrhea, herpes, and a face full of hair.
I saw the Hairy Monster climbing a tree and she pooped on my backpack.
My friend’s penis got eaten by the Hairy Monster and he cried like a baby.
The Hairy Monster vomited on the floor and it smelled like a garbage can.