hairy monkeyvitis
when a woman’s pubic hair comes back so fast it feels like her ex is still haunting her
Shaved my bush yesterday. Now it's back with a vengeance. Ex is laughing. #hairymonkeyvitis
I thought I was done. Now I’m back to square one. #hairymonkeyvitis
My pubes are back like they never left. Ex is right. #hairymonkeyvitis