hairy monkeyvitis

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a girl's nightmare when her bush grows back like a wild forest right after she shaves it off

My ex came back and my bush was back too. I looked like a jungle. #hairymonkeyvitis

I shaved my legs and my pubes. Now I look like a squirrel with a beard. #hairymonkeyvitis

I tried to be smooth. Now I'm a hairy beast. #hairymonkeyvitis

when a woman’s pubic hair comes back so fast it feels like her ex is still haunting her

Shaved my bush yesterday. Now it's back with a vengeance. Ex is laughing. #hairymonkeyvitis

I thought I was done. Now I’m back to square one. #hairymonkeyvitis

My pubes are back like they never left. Ex is right. #hairymonkeyvitis

when your lady parts grow back like they're on a mission from the devil after you try to kill them

I killed my bush. Now it’s back for revenge. #hairymonkeyvitis

I thought I was smooth. Now I look like a goat. #hairymonkeyvitis

I tried to be clean. Now I’m a hairy monster. #hairymonkeyvitis