hairy monkey brains
When a guy's junk gets squished so bad it looks like a hairy brain that’s about to yell at the sky.
My friend got squeezed at the gym and looked like a hairy monkey brain who just got failed in math.
At the mall, the guy who got squeezed looked like a hairy monkey brain with a shopping bag full of shame.
My cousin got squeezed by his brother and looked like a hairy monkey brain who just got kicked out of the house.