hairy monkey brains

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When a guy with a bushy beard gets squeezed so hard his nuts look like a hairy brain that’s about to explode from the pressure.
My cousin’s gym buddy got squeezed by the gym coach and looked like a hairy monkey brain with a side of shame.
At the bar, the guy who challenged me to a squeeze match looked like a hairy monkey brain with a beer in each hand.
My brother’s friend got squeezed so bad, he looked like a hairy monkey brain that just got yelled at by a teacher.
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A guy's nuts get squished so bad they look like a hairy brain that just got kicked by a goat.
My neighbor’s dog squeezed my uncle and he looked like a hairy monkey brain with a frown.
At the park, the guy who sat on the bench got squeezed and looked like a hairy monkey brain with no life.
My dad got squeezed by my mom and looked like a hairy monkey brain who just got told he’s fat.
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When a guy's junk gets squished so bad it looks like a hairy brain that’s about to yell at the sky.
My friend got squeezed at the gym and looked like a hairy monkey brain who just got failed in math.
At the mall, the guy who got squeezed looked like a hairy monkey brain with a shopping bag full of shame.
My cousin got squeezed by his brother and looked like a hairy monkey brain who just got kicked out of the house.
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