Hairy Merry-Go-Round
A hairy merry-go-round is when your areola is surrounded by so much hair, it looks like a hairball exploded.
My brother’s hairy merry-go-round is so bad, it’s like he’s got a squirrel in there.
That girl’s hairy merry-go-round is so full, it’s got a second layer.
My hairy merry-go-round is so messy, it could be used as a sleeping bag.